Sunday, October 5, 2008

Maebee's "Fun Time Tanking"

When i tank, we die. a lot. i like to call my tanking, "Character Building Tanking," or "Maebee's Fun Time Tanking." with each death, we grow closer as a team - challenges build morale! peril forces us to rely on each other! jeopardy makes the heart grow fonder! i bring my team either dangerously close or full-on into a wipe. someday, i will learn to make skilled pulls and withstand even the most furious boss attacks. someday i will learn how to mark and chain pull. with every team wipe, i get closer to those goals. when we run back from graveyards, we run back TOGETHER. we are a team. with every rebuff, we laugh. our Soulwells are like water coolers and we gather 'round and tell jokes. one day, we'll all look back fondly, "remember when our flasks ran out and we STILL hadn't downed that boss cos we died so much when maebee tanked? aahhh.... good times." it takes more than an avoidance cap, defense rating and 16k hit points to tank. tanking requires CHARACTER. there's no measurement for that. and i assure you. i'm maxed out on personality. /nod

2 comments:

Peteicus_X said...

My lawyers will be in touch re: Copy Write infringement specifically on the Trademarked name "Boozefort's Happy Fun Time Tanking" Please cease and desist further use of this copywritten intellectual property.

--Boozefort

Unknown said...

Copyright THIS.

/smack butt

UH.