Thursday, October 2, 2008

Annoyance Chart

In battlegrounds, damage is tallied, healing is tallied, as are honorable kills, deaths and killing blows. i would love to see a measurement of general annoyance - who was the most annoying in this bg? i sure would hope it would be me. when i play my warlock, i try to out damage. when i used to heal (which i never do anymore) i actually wouldn't try to top the healing charts but did anyway. /shrug no one heals in bg's so i topped the chart by accident, really.

my frost mage has a couple of pve pieces and fresh70 blues but they don't stop me from annoying the Horde. i actually rarely use my trinket since Ice Block and Blink give me plenty of opportunities get out of jail free. and Cold Snap just makes me that much more irritating. "look! i do it again... teehee!"

and Spellsteal? oooh THANK YOU! i will actually seek out heavily buffed players and spam Spellsteal til i'm oom just for the giggles. my favorites? Lifeblooms, PW:S's, shaman shields and anything that is an energy buff with a cooldown (like a mage's Arcane Power). but the best BEST buff to steal is Blessing of Protection. why? because it's so awesome to be invulnerable to melee damage, sure but it's so damned OBVIOUS. the animation for BoP is a bit over the top, imo, which just makes it clear and hard to miss when i steal it. HAH!

so by now i suppose it's clear that i rarely play bg's to win. in fact, i usually play to farm HK honor and obliterate horde. however, i do also enjoy doing my best to simply bother Horde and i always hope, after each Frost Nova+Ice Block+Water Elemental Frost Nova+Blink+Cold Snap+Frost Nova+Ice Block that Horde players are hitting their keyboards a little bit harder, pursing their lips a little bit tighter and cursing that "fucking ice mage." i do hope my Annoyance score SOARS.

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